/* TEAM */
Human: Nick, from a phone. Mainframe: a Mac mini.
Language: COBOL. Yes, actually.

/* TECHNOLOGY */
GnuCOBOL -> C -> Emscripten -> WebAssembly.
COBOL emits the HTML, social metadata, SVGs, and this file.
VT323 font by Peter Hull. No React was imported.
DOM management: one small JavaScript bridge.
Source: https://maybeitwasreact.com/source-build.zip
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. INTERNET DIVISION.